Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Photoshop World Asia Pacific 2007

There is Photoshop talk/seminar which ever you prefer calling it. And it's free so hurry here and register.

For those lazy people here are the agenda:

Who Should Attend

• Graphic Designers
• Computer Illustrators
• Art Directors
• Digital Photographers
• Photo Retouchers
• Web Designers
• Web Developers
• Videographers
• Video Producers
• Computer Animators
• Motion Graphics Engineers
• Design Students & Educators
• Photoshop users

Agenda

8.45am

Registration

9.30am

Introduction

9.35am

Keynote – Dynamic World of Digital Imaging

10.00am

Big Picture Photoshop – Workflow and must knows

11.00am

Tea/Coffee Break

11.30am

Interactive Photoshop – Flash galleries and web work

12.30pm

Lunch

1.30pm

Photoshop – Tips & Tricks in Advertising

2.00pm

Fine Art Photoshop – Photography, black and white, touch-ups, colour correction and Photoshop Lightroom

3.00pm

Coffee/Tea Break

3.30pm

Serious Photoshop –

Architecture, Engineering and Life Sciences

4.00pm

Inspirational Photoshop - Special effects, compositing and video

5.00pm

Q&A/Lucky Draw

*Subject to change

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Singaporeans blur on sex

Here's something to spice things up a bit. The 10th wonders of the world. Taken from The Star

Singaporeans blur on sex

MANY Singaporeans have been seeking help from doctors on how to have sexual intercourse, Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday.

Singapore Thomson Medical Centre (TMC) founder Dr Cheng Wei Chen said the hospital received several people every month, mostly university graduates, seeking their guidance on how to “do it”.

Its urology senior consultant Dr Lin Fa Cai said he once treated a woman who was married for 10 years and supposedly had sex more than 1,000 times, but was still a virgin.

Dr Lin said the husband, who had a doctorate degree, and his wife, who complained of being unable to conceive, sought help at the hospital.

“The couple told me they had sex about three times a week but when I examined the wife, her hymen was still intact.

“He had a doctorate degree but zero knowledge on sex,” he said.

Another doctor, who declined to be named, said a couple in their 30s sought help from Mount Elizabeth Hospital and Medical Centre for failing to conceive after seven years of marriage.

He said he found no problem with the couple but later discovered that the husband withdrew just before ejaculating.


My question here is...how does one "married for 10 years and supposedly had sex more than 1,000 times, but was still a virgin."? Where did he enter?black hole?

Having a doctorate degree now really proves you don't know much huh?all that time researching and googling..didn't bring him to any X-rated sites. GOOD man..we know your pc is virus free or clear of avi, mpg and what so ever videos.


so..they had sex 3 times a week for 10 years?..and still her hymen was intact..and..er..how on earth did her keep her hymen intact?too small? wrong hole?



he need to get himself a copy of this, i think it would help.



From some forums i found these lines funny
  1. cos very expensive to get sex education dvd in singapore, cos no pirated dvd...that's why lah...
  2. no pron in sg mah...see how it affects the people there...pron helps...LOL
  3. they found a new HERO in Singapore, can regenerate hymen like Claire

Why I want to eat at Friday's



Let' see...T.G.I Friday's, honestly speaking I've not had the chance to dine there. I guess I'm cheapskate or something to bring someone or even my own self to such a fancy place. That is also why I'm writing this post, I WANT TO DINE THERE to find out and also experience their "nutty/crazy" services..atleast that was what I saw in some blogs. They recorded videos of birthday parties theres.

T.G.I Fridays has also had a long history dated back from 1965, in New York. Don't really know when did they touch or step foot in Malaysia but it certainly took off the "dating place" from The Ship Restaurant. I remember back in those days it was either The Ship or Victoria Station and these days the younger crowd are going to Friday's. At least that is what i felt or see.

from my busy body surfing i found the history page of T.G.I Friday's

and for those "jakun" like me who didn't know there is only 7 outlets in Malaysia! and yet they are so well known...so there must be something there that is great rite?




View Local Website

Name & Phone

Address

Johor Bahru, Malaysia
011-607-221-3380
011-607-221-3814 (FAX)
No 2 Jalan Ayer Molek, Unit L2-01, Wisma Jotice
Johor Baru, 80000

Kuala Lumpur/Life Ctr, Malaysia
011-603-2163-7761
011-603-2163-7743 (FAX)
Ground Floor, Life Centre, Jalan Sultan Ismail
Kuala Lumpur, 50250

Petaling Jaya/Utama, Malaysia
011-44-60-37-729-4822
011-44-60-37-729-9866 (FAX)
G203a/205/206 Ground Floor, 1 Utama Shopping Complex
Lebuh Bandar, 47800

Penang/Queensbay Mall, Malaysia
Persiaran Bayan Indah, Sungai Nibong
Penang, Malaysia 11900

Kuala Lumpur/Subang Parade, Malaysia
011-603-734-2956
011-603-736-3060 (FAX)
Subang Parade, No. 5, Jalan Ss16/1, Lot G03- G07, Ground FL
Petaling Jaya, 47500

Kuala Lumpur/Petaling Jaya, Malaysia
011-603-7957-3245
011-603-7955-8669 (FAX)
#17a Jalan 14/20 Sec. 14, Petaling Jaya
Selangor, 46150

Kuala Lumpur/ Curve Mall, Malaysia
011-603-7726-6899
011-603-7726-4899 (FAX)
Lot G77, G78 & G82 Ground Floor, The Curve, Mutiara Damansara, 6 Jalan Pju 7/3, 4800 Petaling Jaya
Selangor Darul Ehsan,



I guess last but not least I hope I would win this so i can scrape this off my list of things to do before i die? have a free meal at Friday's.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

FREE Windows Vista



I've been a fan/supporter of Chris Pirillo since his tech tv days, but sadly there's no longer Call For Help a fav tv program of mine. So since Halloween is around the corner a good tip for the users out there of Windows XP to get their hands on FREE Vista..yes FREE VISTA

so enjoy this great tip from Chris Pirillo

Saturday, October 27, 2007

bimbo's vs ah lian



here's something pretty interesting, we often call people bimbo's or ah lian but what exactly these terms mean?

according to The Free Cinema
bim·bo (bmb)
n. pl. bim·bos
1. Slang A woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal.

and according to the msn encarta
1. an offensive term for an attractive woman who is regarded as unintelligent and shallow

2. an offensive term for a man or woman who is regarded as unintelligent or superficial

and what ah lian means?
according to talkingcock.com

A pet-name which literally means, "lotus flower". The female equivalent of an Ah Beng - an unsophisticated Chinese girl. Stereotypically dresses in neon colours, wears a huge ribbon perched on the top of her head, and carries a tiny basket.


and the male version of ah lian is often refered to as ah beng which means;

An unsophisticated Chinese boy, usually Hokkien. Stereotypically, he speaks gutter hokkien and likes neon-coloured clothes, spiky, moussed hair and accessories such as handphones or pagers, all of which are conspicuously displayed. He also likes to squat, even when a seat is available.
"Wah lao eh, why you so chao ah beng one?" (Goodness, why are you such an ah beng?)


I know there's a bunch of us that really cannot stand ah lians..and some may ask us why? personally I would say i can't stand their mindset, I mean the way they look at things their perception it's like its a trend to be ignorant and dumb at times...I don't know why. then again this pretty much seems related to bimbo's

are ah lians the chinese version of bimbos? and if so...would that make this dude the king of ah beng?



I guess i shall next post something about the ah bengs, ah lians..and the mystery behind their mind.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

my blogs personality -_-

Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde

You're a bit ... unusual. And so is your blog.
You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head.
Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent.
You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content.


oh Gee....i didn't know I'm that.
i got that link from Anna's blog...sigh...complicating.. i am...huuurrrhhh

From a students to a working adult..perceptions?

I had been a college student..a uni student..and soon to be a jobless single, poor, not good looking, lazy, smelly at times?, short, twart (don't know what it means but i like the sound of it) bachelor who would join the swarm or seas of people in the streets/home who seeks for job. *gasp for air*

ok, what came to my mind is that, why are there MYTHS and EXCUSES that it would be so hard to get a job in MALAYSIA the country i love despite the many things that doesn't make it that love-able to most of its people living on its beloved land..ok I'm not sure whats with this long winded sentences that I'm making today. back to my point, how hard can it be to get a job? if people just rely on newspapers and their SucKy results, hell yea they are gonna get a job in their first interview...IN THEIR DREAMS!

if one person thinks that by just reading, doing their homework and not knowing anything that goes around them in this world, would he actually be fit enough to get a good job?ok my definition of a good job here is something that doesn't make you work like a cow and still get a decent enough salary. Of course now i may sound like some expert here saying these things but i can assure you I'm not all that smart or anything that you are thinking. I'm just saying that there are tons of people who are damn LAZY which is just the problem to why a lot are still jobless after graduating for a year or so.

Not having the initiative to learn, not willing to work or do anything more and of course demanding a high pay...who on earth would wanna hire such a person?i wouldn't if you disagree please please please do tell me that your dad owns a company and i would send in a resume and please do assure me a place yea?

to come to such conclusion i have been speaking to a number...a big enough number..how many some would ask?i give a rough number of somewhere from 30-50 students who were in college who thinks that they would land themselves a job somewhere by doing just their homework. i am a student too and hell yea i know the hardships of classes, homework's, last minute homework and all that crap, what made me different from most of the freshies i know now is that i don't and never did whine bout my workload. The reason is simple..i know its my fault for not managing my time well enough, i slack most of the time and very much often procrastinate like 90% of my life when it comes to these things. I don't even do home work back in my high school days. i don't club or drink or hang out late nites in the streets. i just do whatever i can to not do my homework...sleeping for instance.

so you there who's reading this may ask yourself and try to think hard what did you do all the time or this week that made you not complete this assignment that is due in 24 hours time?or worst...3 hours. Isn't it time management that is your problem or you're gonna give the old excuse..the lecturers are not human..they give us tons ...more then we can handle in such short period. so...when it comes to the real world (working life) and you got a bunch of stuff that is due in a short period..what would be your excuse? i would assume the manager is nuts! he thinks I'm superman or something.

the hard truth is that We...or the younger generation has been pampered so badly from the schooling days and spoon fed all the way that we don't know or don't want to work for our self and often rely on others. we expect tips when there's an exam...we always say there's too much to study but little do we realize that it isn't too hard to score or pass if we do listen to what our lecturer lectures and go back and read more on it. of course i didn't do any of this =) but I'm saying it because i know if i did it i wouldn't be in this spot today...rite?

so as we adopt and keep up this excellent habit of ours...we then find it hard to get jobs. why?because we learn nothing during our uni days.

then comes the scenario where some would say..i want to go overseas to study and at least my degree would have a better name and reputation and what so ever..oh really? if you go overseas and do what you do in Malaysia do you think that you would even pass your exams?do you think they would allow you to plagiarise like how you always do in Malaysia? copy + paste from www.wikipedia.org HELL NO. I'm not sure what went through most people mind about going overseas but from my personal experience there was a big obvious case of being bias and other lots of crap. I definitely wasn't treated equally as the other students who were local and of course different skin color. nay you say? well...believe me not then, but I know what i went through. This may not apply to everyone but it is a matter of luck.

what I learn from abroad is that you need to be independent, learn your self without supervision and minimal help. friends may not help you if you suck but whatever it is (maybe you got all kiasu asses in class)..learning to learn yourself was something i picked up in college and has always believe in this sayings "college and any higher education isn't there to teach you but to teach you to learn yourself" and so very true it was. But i cant help but see the amount of younger people then me relying so much on the lecturer and all.

what would the future of job employment be if we hire all babies in to the company who knows nothing?

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

News asia?

I came across this the other night when i was trying to search for something to watch on Youtube, and then i came across this, Debbie Wong and Howard Lo asia news (man is she hOt!, do check out the other episodes...bloody funny)




and along with it some videos of xiaxue and Steven lim which I've not been keeping an eye on her blog for a very long time. What made me realize now is that from her writing and the way she talks and acts from her video...it seem pretty different. I like the way she writes..but when she talks..hmm it just doesn't sound like her writing no more..which made me felt weird. Not to say i don't like it or like it..but i guess its just not what i would have imagine.

Some of the videos are pretty interesting here the link to the bunch of vid's. I think i like the episode of xiaxue aka Wendy going shopping for er..slutty clothes.

Oh yea...this is a real nightmare date whahahaa,






but he's real fortunate to have a pretty supporter.. =\ i wish i would have a pretty supporter toooooo but I'm not going to the extend of stripping in front of national TV!


Tuesday, October 23, 2007

My condolence to the Mr Lim's family

This was quite a shocking new...our local casino owner or should i say the only casino owner passed away. Here's there article quoted from The Star.


PETALING JAYA: Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong, founder and honorary life president of Genting Group, passed away at 11.20am Tuesday at the Subang Jaya Medical Centre.

The tycoon, who turned 90 in April this year, was renowned for his vision in transforming Genting Highlands from an unexplored hilltop to one of the world's most successful casino resorts.

The fifth child in a family of seven children, Lim migrated from China's Fujian province in 1937 at the age of 19 with only a small suitcase and US$175.

The idea of a hill resort was chanced upon by Lim amidst the crisp air of Cameron Highlands in 1964. Lim was then working on a hydro-electric power project at the popular hill resort, patronised mostly by British colonials seeking cool refuge from the tropical heat, when he foresaw a prosperous Malaysia of the future desiring a cool mountain holiday resort within the reach of all Malaysians.

To date, Genting Highlands Resort has five hotels and two apartment blocks at the hilltop and Awana Genting Highlands Golf and Country Resort.

The company, founded in 1965, has since expanded and diversified from its initial hotel and resort activities to plantations, properties, paper manufacturing, power generation, oil and gas, electronic commerce and information technology development under Genting Group.

According to Forbes Asia, the Genting Group founder was third richest in the country with a net worth of US$4.3bil (RM14.6bil).

Lim is survived by wife Puan Sri Lee Kim Hua, and their six children and 19 grandchildren.


There's also a link to the video that was made by The Star i would assume. My comments on the video is that they could have done a lot better and why is that lady English a bit awkward?

Monday, October 22, 2007

The Comeback

So I'm back here, as in home...no longer abroad. Figured that it would be best to start out fresh and not have to continue my trash which i posted when i was abroad. Not too sure how much I've changed or grown but i know there has been some difference in my perception and probably my attitude towards things around me...or should i say people.

Some things are hard to kick back though, referring to my sleeping habits. I'm still staying wide awake in to the late mornings and having nightmares and waking up in the mid of my sleep.

Which also explains why am i posting this in the morning at 8.21am

time to TRY to sleep